Also, I came across another blog on my buddy list... he's in DC, I think... but anyways, I guess Secret Service has created a fire divison that will replace the DCFD becuase theyre a security risk..

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I think the new baseball team should be the Washington Fearmongers.

This morning, Glenn pointed to a metrobus ad for DC Text Alert, a service that provides "information during a major crisis or emergency."

"Now that you'll be working downtown, hon, maybe you should sign up for that," he joked.

"As soon as the blimp overhead sees trouble it automatically texts your cell."

"Do you think the messages are like a 14 year-old girl's?"

"OMG WMD WTF!"

"U R N Dngr! :-("

"RICIN@IMF! CUL8R!"