Meh. It didnt work.

Fucking Homeland Security. Like we need it anyways pffffft.
All they given us was this new Deptarment with nothing but some stupid shumucks and a stupid gay color bar.

Today, children the color for the threat is ORANGE. Many things are ornage, like oranges and the Irish flag. Sometime the sun is orange.

Speaking of Ireland, I'm just reading up the IRA. I'll tell you my views later. When my sister gets off.